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Saturday, October 23, 2004

Optimus magister, bonus liber

You know, I've been doing so much commenting on other sheeple's blogs I've been remiss in posting on my own. That's me in a nutshell: a reactive writer. I encounter an event, person or writing that I feel strongly about and that would compel me to either (a) write about it or (b) do something about it. Personally, I'd much prefer the latter (yes, yes, for all you detail-quibbling semantic-obsessed sheeple I'm very much aware that writing is also an action thus the latter would incorporate the former but let's just pretend for a second that this is my blog and I have a creative licence to compose my own dialogue thankyouvermuch).

God, I hate my blog template. Clean and simple, that's what's in these days. I dunno whatever possessed me to do my whole layout in black. Probably the same impetus that got me convinced that my room would look cool painted black with black drapes. So the 80s. That's why when me and Zuli move into our Perdana Damansara apartment, I'm going to leave her in charge of our decor. Because I have no taste and I'm colorblind. That's why I work in advertising, he-he-he (a bit of self-depreciating humour there, not to be taken as an admission that I AM IN ACTUAL FACT colorblind and have no taste WHICH I AM NOT so bugger off).

I'll probably have to move in solo before our wedding in June/July because of my various medical afflictions. To cut a long story short, I've developed a severe allergy to dust mites. Probably because I'm currently living in my old room in my da's house and no one's actually slept there since I left for the states in February of 2000 (my parents used it as a storeroom). I'd do something about it 'cept my goal is to move my ass out... and soon (heartily encouraged by my long-suffering much-maligned da', I might add).

Oh, da', they don't know ye at all. Uhm, ok, that's enough 'Danny Boy' for the time being.

And stress. Have to reduce stress in my life. Get more sleep. That sort of thing.

Spending the day with Zuli and her mum. Her mum likes me these days. Says, and I quote, '........ tu pandai mengambil hati orang tua. Bagus. Dan dia tak kedekut dengan keluarga kita'.

I suspect a trap.

Oh, and the duit hantaran got raised from the original RM10,000 to a tentative RM11,111.11 to the current asking price of RM15,000. Ouch. And let's not forget the ring. But Zuli's being magnanimious. She's willing to settle for Habib so long as the gem is a solitaire cut and it's from South Africa. Err, thanks, I think.

Anyway, we're going to run a few errands as soon as HRH Princess Zuli wakes up. She must be the only person I know who can recite the full names of every NKOTB member and sing the theme song from Care Bears by heart. Wait, there's also Maine. But then Zuli's the original superduperloveschnizzle so that's cool.

Holee sheeyit... watching CNN Asia and they're actually talking about Cheney's and Bush's draft-dodging history. O tempora, o mores.

More to follow, sheeple.

3 Farts in the Wind:

Blogger Maine said...

Woooiii, what on earth is NKOTB laa???
I think your blog template looks cool, so stop being an ass about it. It's the content that counts.

10:12 AM  
Blogger hyelbaine said...

NKOTB, Nenek Kebayan Otak Tak Betul? oohh.. you mean the other NKOTB :P

Cheers!!! :D

10:54 AM  
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