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Monday, June 28, 2004

Yahoo! News - Oops! Britney to Do Marriage Again

At the age of 22, the altar-bound Spears is running ahead of Jennifer Lopez, now on marriage number three at age 34, and behind Elizabeth Taylor, the most famously prolific celebrity bride.

Lopez didn't embark on her second marriage until the age of 31; Taylor did the first return trip down the aisle about a week shy of her 20th birthday.

For Spears to keep pace with Taylor, she'll have to wed and divorce Federline before she's 25, and then tear through six more husbands before retiring to her mansion with her pet Maltese.

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