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Sunday, June 27, 2004

Quotes from the IRC

My brother recently sent me this site with funny quotes captured from IRC. Some samples:

(+darthpony) geez dude
(+darthpony) with my last gf
(+darthpony) I made the most terrible fruedian slip
(+darthpony) we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please"
(+darthpony) instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch"

(Fooz) In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

(Raven) Come, boy wonder! We shall rid the world of crime!
(monkeymilk) yes! together we will thwart evil-doers and criminals alike!
(Raven) To the batcave!
(monkeymilk) wait, my download just finished
(monkeymilk) 20 minutes of gun point rape
(monkeymilk) or so the description says
* monkeymilk is away - away
(Raven) ...Maybe he's trying to think up ways to save the girl. =/
(Robocop) he never said girl, could be two guys
(Raven) ...
(Raven) So, Robocop, are you prepared to clense the world of evil in the name of justice, as my trusty sidekick?
(Robocop) no i'm busy trying to find a good site for making a pipe-bomb
* Raven is starting to think IRC isn't the best place to start his superhero campaign.

Sickos. Heh heh heh.

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